As you know from previous installments of "insane voice" theater, I believe most of us have an insane voice just waiting, begging, pleading to come out. For some it's worse than others. And for the worst of the lot, they are institutionalized or become writers. 😹 We know this to be true because often times when people are plied with enough alcohol we see evidence of this.
But, I digress. I get my inspiration from various sources and my insane voice has various levels to it. Anyway, here goes this the latest installment of "insane voice theater".
- If an institution of higher learning has an 'office of inclusion' or something similar, shouldn't it also have an 'office of exclusion' or something similar, just so each side gets equal time and equal speech? This leads to the next point.
- If you work in customer service or deal with people and you privately say, "I hate people", does that mean your loved ones aren't people?
- I watched "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" and at the end, Spock does a mind melt with Bones. He injects his living spirit into McCoy. This is revealed by Spock's father in the Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. Anyway, McCoy was acting a little off after this transfer occurred. Have you ever noticed that when a pet's owner dies, the pet's behavior is off as well. Makes you wonder. So, I got to thinking when my spirit is on it's way to the great beyond, I will my spirit may for a bit cohabitate Simon (or Simon II, III, IV, V, etc) or whatever iteration of cat happens to be present for it. To others, it will appear like my cat's behavior is off. But, for me it will a great way to solve a mystery. Namely, what's it like to be a cat. So, to anyone I leave behind, be nice the cat friend I leave behind, I may temporarily cohabitate with my cat friend. Bet you didn't see that coming. HA Anyway, leads to next point.
- If someone with a sickle, a black outfit with a hood and just a general creepy demeanor shows up and it is not Halloween and there is no costume party that you know of around, do you yell out the door, "We don't want any, go next door, the neighbors might!"?
- If you were a snowman or woman which family, friends or coworkers would you want to have as your fellow snow-people as long as the weather holds up?
- Sometimes people are said to act catty. I wonder if in the cat community, cats belittle each other saying another cat is acting "humany". Just saying...
- If you have a pity party, what does it become when you invite a guest?
I will leave it at Lucky Seven today. I hope you enjoyed your time in "insane voice theater". This is also my 100th post for this blog and is also my birthday so please celebrate it with me.
